Questions for the crabby lady at the municipal pool
Published April 23, 2009
- Why are you so crabby?
- Is it really so difficult to make change from a 50 Euro bill?
- When there is no line for admittance, and you sit there in the booth almost smiling, what are you thinking about?
- Are you thinking about bratwurst? Bratwurst would definitely make me smile.
- Were you crabby when you were a young girl?
- If not, what were you like?
- What were you before you were the crabby swimming pool lady who hates to make change?
- Do you ever let yourself into the pool late at night after it has closed?
- For other people whose profession requires a lot of sitting, do you have any advice for them regarding posture or special sitting equipment?
- If we became friends, would you teach me how to swim the butterfly stroke?
- When the film Swimming Pool came out, were you incredibly excited?
- Does it annoy you when people like me assume that, because you work at a swimming pool, you have a special fondness for anything that has the word “swim” in it? Or the word “pool”? Or the word “ming”?
- Do you have a favorite stroke?
- Have you ever peed in the pool?
- If I brought you a bagel and cream cheese when I come to swim, would that cheer you up?
- How about a bratwurst?